“We get a couple beers, and Scarlett says, ‘We should get onstage and sing a song!’ And this is the type of balls that Scarlett has: She walks up to the band, asks if they know ‘Rocky Raccoon,’ and she sings it — flawlessly, mind you — to about 15 people sucking down beers in some dive bar in Cleveland. It was surreal. It was phenomenal. It was hysterical.”-Chris Evans, on Scarlett
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
My fiances makes a killer bacon, beer, and cheese bread. It’s literally everything your mouth could ask for in a slice of bread.
If anyone’s wondering what my Friday night plans are…
I have the highest-quality friends.
I have had the good fortune to partake of the bacon-beer-cheese-bread, and it is heavenly.